Antony — April 19, 2013
Archive for Humour
Dave Killion — March 2, 2013
I can think of a lot of TV shows and movies where someone is hungry, discovers a can of food, and has no way to open it. Well, if you’re libertarian, you’re probably a little bit of a prepper, so you should know how to open a can without an opener. You can thank me after the apocalypse.
Dave Killion — February 19, 2013
The Wild and Free Pigs of the Okefenokee Swamp is a classic fable concerning the dangers of surrendering freedom and self-reliance for easy handouts. Take heed, my children –
“Years ago, about 1900, an old trapper from Dakota took his Studebaker wagon, packed a few possessions — especially his traps — and drove south. Weeks later he stopped in a small town just north of the Okefenokee Swamp in Georgia. It was morning when he walked into the general store.
Sitting around the pot-bellied stove were seven or eight of the town’s locals. The trapper asked, “Gentlemen, could you direct me to the Okefenokee Swamp?” Some of the old-timers looked at him like he was crazy.
‘You must be a stranger in these parts,” one said. “In the Okefenokee Swamp are thousands of wild hogs. Any man who goes into the swamp by himself asks to die!” He lifted up his leg. “I lost half my leg, to the pigs of the swamp. Those pigs have been free since the Revolution, eating snakes and roots and fending for themselves for over a hundred years. They’re wild and they’re dangerous. You can’t trap them.” All the old-timers nodded in agreement.
The old trapper said, “Thanks for the warning – but where’s the swamp?” “Due south,” they said, begging him not to go. With ten sacks of corn and meat and supplies the old trapper bid them farewell and drove off.”
Find the rest of the story here. Enjoy!
Dave Killion — February 16, 2013
When my kids were small, they used to check for corporations under their beds before they went to sleep.
Dave Killion — January 30, 2013
What would this graph look like if it considered libertarians only?
I imagine you’d have a flat, horizontal line, not too far from the top – yet every libertarian would still say, “I could fix the whole damn system if they’d listen to me.”
Dave Killion — January 16, 2013
Dave Killion — January 10, 2013